Pontificum Scriblerus

Again, I know sex sells, but this is not just sex selling, it's somewhat disturbing. Actually, Spain was full of these GEMS of perfume and other commercials that are just like, que?? Not particularly sexy, but definitely weird: or this, which is sexy, with a like a... we're not really sexy, we're silly... touch at the end. What is it a commercial of? I thought perfume, but now I think a watch: or this one!! woweee, I need a ciggie. We don't get this kind of stuff on this side of the puddle...

I have not posted links and funny things in a while because I've been trying to give more "meaning" to this silly writing project. But this is too good. It has nothing to do with fertility or doctoring.... Wait.... It probably has everything to do with fertility. I feel vindicated. Enjoy! http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

I know that sex sells, but some take that more literally than others. Be right back - gonna run out and get some of that!

We've already discussed how I was a curious little kid - I mean, if I were a cat, I'd be dead before I hit age 10 - so, appropriately, when I was about 3 or 4 years old, I quizzed my mom on the origin of the species, with the proverbial, "Mom, where do babies come from?" I even remember that we were walking to catch a bus. Mom was (and is) a creative soul. She said, "Babies happen when a man and a woman love each other." Nice save, mom. Not exactly a lie, depending on how you define "love," yet, avoids revealing gory details of baby making. Satisfactory answer - one I spread about the sandbox. "My mom says..." When I was about 6, perhaps showing my future interests in all things physiological, I inquired as to exactly HOW babies come? As in, where do they actually come FROM? Out of WHERE? I think at this point we were at a beach? Maybe changing room? She said, "Mommies carry around the babies in their tummy, and then, when it's t...