Gee, thanks
What an excellent piece of fluff internet journalism!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/article1784065.ece
First off, what the hell does this have to do with the recession? Is everything now required to be tied to the recession, even sex? Is the only reason to engage in sex these days the fact that we have no money to shop?
Secondly, if one sets out to give sexual advice, one should be knowledgeable enough not to start spouting off truistic banalities we've all heard before, the ones that have been stenciled into rubber stamps by Cosmo and Co., are used daily by talk show hosts, and encourage us to be powerful independent females who don't need to smoke. Four secrets of amazing sex?! "Maintain a level of passion with your partner?" That's a secret? "Concentrate on your senses?" And, of course, 5 easy steps to a new you in bed. Achieve orgasmic results, fast. Step 1, overcome your insecurities, forget your jiggly thighs, and you're all set. For serious? Doesn't even sound like a real woman wrote this.
Finally, it's presented as a positive factor that this is not a book on sexual positions. But what's wrong with a book on sexual positions? I think I'd rather one of those.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/article1784065.ece
First off, what the hell does this have to do with the recession? Is everything now required to be tied to the recession, even sex? Is the only reason to engage in sex these days the fact that we have no money to shop?
Secondly, if one sets out to give sexual advice, one should be knowledgeable enough not to start spouting off truistic banalities we've all heard before, the ones that have been stenciled into rubber stamps by Cosmo and Co., are used daily by talk show hosts, and encourage us to be powerful independent females who don't need to smoke. Four secrets of amazing sex?! "Maintain a level of passion with your partner?" That's a secret? "Concentrate on your senses?" And, of course, 5 easy steps to a new you in bed. Achieve orgasmic results, fast. Step 1, overcome your insecurities, forget your jiggly thighs, and you're all set. For serious? Doesn't even sound like a real woman wrote this.Finally, it's presented as a positive factor that this is not a book on sexual positions. But what's wrong with a book on sexual positions? I think I'd rather one of those.
Comments